I figure this is a good first post in this thread- Dis

Courticy of the young fella we all know and love (Arti)

=D

....*lights go black....*....

....*drum rolls...*........

.....*trumpets soar into the sky.................playing.....*......


.....*guy from the movies announces*.....

"Imagine a sandwich that was beyond all others......"

"A sandwich known to man since the dawn of time....."

"And now, this sandwich will be revealed......."

".....This time, its for real....."


*Lights flash* =D


Ingredients:

2 slices of bread of choice, (preferrably wonder white bread)

1 jar of peanut butter, one jar of jelly

Utencils: 1 butter knife....(2 if you want to go "Pro")

Instructions:

1. Open both lids of Peanut Butter and Jelly Jars

2. Take one slice of bread and lay it flat in one hand

3. Take a butter knife and dip butter knife into jar of either peanut butter or jelly, (not both).

4. Scoop the desired amount of either peanut butter or jelly with the knife, from the jar, and apply the scooped amount onto the slice of bread in the other hand.

5. Spread the desired amount of either peanut butter or jelly onto the slice of bread until flat and smooth.

6. Set slice of bread with applied contents down on a flat surface, with the contents facing up.

7. Repeat steps 1-5 for opposing condiment.

8. Place Bread with opposing condiment directly ontop of first slice of bread with condiments facing one another.

9. (optional) Take knife, (either new or same) and slice sandwich in half either diagonally (preferred) or horizontally, or vertically.

10. (optional, but preferred) take knife, (either new or same) and carefully slice off the edges of bread crusts from sandwich until crusts no longer remain.

11. Masticate your sandwich, and enjoy =)



(begins dancing...)